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The Small Brown Mouse’s House
Posted on 10/27/2009 by beeha
Up in the attic lives a small brown mouse
sometimes lurking sometimes loud
for crumbs others have left around, laughing out loud
-snicker
when there’s many to be found!
He climbs up the tree, scraping bark for insects below…
and he often sits and watches
to the ebb and flow
of the house that surrounds him
and the people pounding like giants with their pets in tow
He smells when Sugar’s being fed and when breakfast is eggs,
he likes it when cereal is served and bread is cut,
cuz he knows it will soon be time for laughter.
-beeha
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What can I say?
Posted on 10/24/2009 by beeha
“It’s just a job, grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand, I beat people up.” – Muhammad Ali
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“If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.” ~Mark Twain
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Did you Ever Notice…and Wonder? … Why?
Posted on 10/23/2009 by 2cob
That things sometimes don’t look like how they feel?
And that other things don’t feel how they look?
And still others don’t smell how they taste?
And, more still, don’t taste how they smell?
Ever watch John Stewart – The Daily Show?
Ever wonder, like John did last Thursday night – why CNN news, on 24 hours a day, why they ask if they can “check the facts” but rather than do so, they “run out of time,” all the time, everyday, 24 hours a day, 356 days a year, and –then – always in the midst of an argument – one where some fact checking might do. They run to a “news” item that doesn’t call for any facts, just a dumb-founded face, and not just John’s (though he does do dumb-founded well). And do you ever wonder why they don’t use this “news” downtime to “run the facts”? We do. Of course, we don’t watch CNN much, but we believe you John…and we thank you for continually bringing us the news that’s just too painful to watch.
-2COB EdiToRs at http://2cob.wordpress.com
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Twisted Cartoons; Cartoons Twisted
Posted on 10/22/2009 by 2cob
- 2cob
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Dr. Seuss Books for Older Kids
Posted on 10/21/2009 by beeha
Dr. Seuss books for the older kids
Just in case you weren’t feeling too old today ………
The people who are starting college this fall were born in 1992.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
The CD was introduced two years before they were born.
They have always had an answering machine.
They have always had cable.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been microwaved .
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They don’t know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: ‘Where’s the Beef?’,
‘I’d walk a mile for a Camel ‘ or
‘de plane Boss, de plane’.
McDonald’s never came in Styrofoam containers.
They don’t have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list.
Notice the larger type?
That’s for those of us who have trouble reading.
P.S. Save the earth. It’s the only planet with chocolate.
-beeha – with Txs to my OLD friend, Robbie.
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A New Kind of Cleaning Experience
Posted on 10/21/2009 by beeha
Average Customer Rating:
5.0 out of 5
Date: 10/17/2009
This vacuum is. by far the best one I have had so far…and at 73, I have had quiet a few….The pet cleaning attachment is just great…I even used in on my dog, who sheds really bad. She didn’t seem to mind it too much….
Pet hair cleaning tool provides powerful suction and rotating brushes to easily remove pet hair and dirt from stairs and upholstery.
cleaning magic
/ trudylou , — from HSN
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2COB Jewelry Gallery
Come and adorn yourself. Beaha and I are quite excited:
www.2cobjewelry.com
- beeha
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